"Mom, I wish I was with Grandpa Tony right now because I bet he's buying a Mountain Dew and drinking it."
"Mom, I wish you were bampa tony so you tould give me Mountain Dew."
Earlier , I sat him down in time out pretty hard because he wouldn't go himself. I just asked him how his bum was.... "um, tine-da good. But I sink you broke my bum bone ."