I'm only sending out a few Christmas cards this year so you probably won't get one. But in case you were wondering what it says....
"Our Christmas Letter/gift to you..."
"I've gained weight, Nate's going gray, & our kids are average. Merry Christmas!"
I realize not everybody gets my sense of humor. So if you don't think it's funny, that's ok. Because I'm amused with it and it's a Christmas letter Nate can live with. :)
Wishing you the happiest of Christmases and a new year full of laughter and joy!